No Spittin on God's Face!

My mom watched the kids for my birthday and Doug and I went to the Melting Pot. As we were leaving Carter asked Grandma if he could take the left over popcorn home. Little stink was being rather stingy (or should I say, being 2) and didn't want to share it on the way home in the car. I reminded him to share, and that I would just take it away if he didn't. Alex piped up and asked if he could "handle this". Doug and I smiled and said okay.
Alex- "Carter, do you know that when you don't share it is like you are spittin on God's face? You don't wanna spit on God's face, do you?"
Carter- "Nooooo" (with a shocked tone)
Alex- "okay then share your popcorn."
Carter handed his popcorn to Nadya and then Alex decided to take it a little further.
"Okay Carter, I think we should go over the rules.
Rule #1 no going by spiders.
Rule #2 no going by snakes.
Rule #3 Share!
Rule #4 No spitting in God's face
and before he got to #5 Carter butted in with,
"And Rule #5........ NO SHARING YOUR POPCORN!"