Soccer or Mud Wrestling?????

Dear Recreation Center,
I realize that this is my second complaint this week, but could you please stop watering the field?
I am certain it is not necessary as the field is quite  incredibly soggy.  Unless of course, you are hoping to start mud wrestling after the soccer season.  I have attached these pictures as evidence.  I did refrain from taking pictures of my van after my muddy children exited, but if you feel the need to compensate me in anyway, I could use a certificate to get my van shampooed.
Sincerly,
Alex's Mom

PS- These first two pictures were taken at half time.  Please note the muddy legs on the last picture.